News: Sports humor: A look at the lighter side of sports
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I interrupt this serious sports column to look at the lighter side of sports. The sports world is full of cliches, uncommon sayings, foolish and funny quotes.
I umpire youth baseball and, at almost every game, I hear someone, either a coach or someone in the stands, yell, “swing if you’re going to swing.” Huh? What exactly does that mean? That always gets a chuckle out of me.
Through the years, I have heard some funny quotes from athletes. One of the most famous is former Major League Baseball player Yogi Berra. Here’s a montage of Yogi Berra’s funny quotes:
• "It ain’t over till it’s over."
• "This is like deja vu all over again."
• "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m hungry
enough to eat six."
• "I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because
it had a bag on it’s head."
• "You can observe a lot just by watchin."
• Yogi Berra after watching a Steve McQueen movie, "He must have made that before he died."
• "Baseball is 90 percent mental, the other half is physical."
• "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
• "You got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there."
• "Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin."
Here are some other funny quotes from other athletes:
• “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt,” - former NBA Center Chuck Nevitt.
• “You guys line up alphabetically by height,” former college football coach Bill Peterson.
• “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father,” - Australian Golfer Greg Norman.
• “I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that,” - Hall of Fame NFL Receiver Jerry Rice.
• “My career was sputtering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction,” - former NBA Guard Tracy McGrady.
• “The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle,” - Speed Channel host Bob Varsha.
• “I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85,” - former NFL Receiver Chad Johnson.
• “Sometimes, they write what I say, not what I mean,” - former MLB Player Pedro Guerrero.
• “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,” - former NFL Quarterback Joe Theismann.
• “I've never lost a game. I just ran out of time,” - Michael Jordan.
• “He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is,” - Boxing Trainer Lou Duva.
• “I ain't gonna be no escape-goat,” - Hall of Fame NBA Forward Karl Malone.
• In response to a player telling Metcalf he had four F's and one D. Simply building on the positives, former college basketball coach Shelby Metcalf said: “Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.”
• “I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat,” - former MLB Pitcher Rod Beck.
• “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first,” - former NFL Running Back George Rogers.
• “I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won,” - Muhammad Ali.
• “We're not attempting to circumcise rules,” - former NFL Coach Bill Cowher.
• “They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds,” - Hall of Fame NBA Center Wilt Chamberlain.
Date Posted:05.24.2013 10:45
Location:FORT STEWART, GA, US
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